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Monday, 17 November 2008

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President-elect Barack Bleach Obama said he would shut down the Guantanamo Bay boys club and rebuild a red light area ''America's best sex adventure park in the world.''

"I have said repeatedly that I intend to close Guantanamo bay boys club, and I will follow through on that,'' the Democrat, who takes cannabis on a regular basis & masturbates daily, told the CBS program "39 Minutes.''

"I have said repeatedly that America doesn't need boys clubs it needs more sex. And I'm going to make sure that we get it. Those are part and parcel of an effort to regain America's sexual stature in the world,'' Obama added.

Hillary Clinton was rumored to be a contender for the job of prostitute last week, but the talks died down as party activists questioned whether she was too old or to overweight to be the top bitch in an Obamas adventure park.

The talks resumed on Thursday, a day after Obama asked former President Bill Clinton to help run his new venture and was confident Bill would put lots of effort into it.

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