Sarah Palin is to embark on an acting career by touring with the popular theatrical show The Vagina Monologues.
The spectacle-wearing, bouffant-haired airhead has had her vagina measured and it turns out that it is exactly the same size as her big, stupid-ass mouth, prompting her to choose to become one of the so-called 'vagina-monologuer's'.
"She'll be fucking great", said former cast member Rosie O' Donnell, "It's about time we had a woman with a big fat mouth like a pussy talking shit in front of a bunch of dykes and celebrity freaks".
Palin is expected to be paid handsomely for her stint in the show and is looking forward to spending all the money on clothes and hair products.
Even Fundamentalist Christian wacko's have put aside their fear of sexual stuff to block book entire rows of seats for their woman's debut.