Disney pop tarts Lizzie Mcguire and Hannah Montana came to blows yesterday, for no apparent reason, apart from publicity.
Fictional Lizzie beat Hannah Montana across the back of the head, with a house-hold brick, as she was due to sing some of her terrible songs, which people will predictably be, severely embarrassed by, in years to come.
Lizzie said " Now I am all grown up I have lost some of my child-like appeal, to the fickle youth and the not so-fickle paedophiles. I did not want to simply be forgotten so I had to do something memorable. So why not manslaughter, tee-hee!".
In a similar incident the "Kids from Fame" aka "OAP's from the that school in New York, set in the eighties, where we danced on cars, without getting beaten, run over or shot" challenged the cast of High-street Musical" to a street brawl using chains, knuckle-dusters, knives and tire-irons.
Doris Finsecker, who played the chubby talentless buffoon in the eighties musical calamity said " I am sick to death of all this High- School Musical Bull-shit, none of these fuck-wits will get any work once the series ends.
"They will be thrown on the streets, and the shits will simply be more competition for me. Over the years I have bought and sold over ten supermarket trolleys full of junk. I ain't sharing my patch by the fire-hydrant and the pool of vomit, with no young upstarts. The simplest solution is for me to pistol whip a couple of the jag-off's now".
Hannah Montana is recovering in hospital, where she is having emergency boob and belly surgey. The dire cast of "High School Musical" are critically ageing as this article is being read. Their agent Bruno 'I was in Fame' Martelli said " It doesn't worry them, as I have told the credulous songsters, they will soon to become the cast of "Welfare Line the Musical".