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Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Monroe was linked to the Soviet military build-up of Cuba during the norotious Vatican Missal Crisis of '62

New York - (Grassy Knoll Ass Mess): The FBI kept US fiction writer Norman 'Black' Mailer under round-the-cock surveillaince for fifteen years after a tip off that Marilyn Monroe had given him controversial sex tapes about her affairs with President John F Kennedy and his brother Robert.

FBI director J Edgar Hoover always wanted to nail the fictional subversive and acted fast after the tapes were allegedly handed over to 'Black' Mailer a few days before the blonde bombshell's legendary 'suicide'.

Monroe had been a key witness in a Pentagon probe that found movie star Ronald Reagan was a high ranking KGB colonel whose predatory child sex rampage through Hollywood was gagged by the CIA and the Vatican.

Reagan in turn was part of an espionage link connected to the US military which obfuscated intelligence reports on the Soviet military build-up of Cuba during the norotious Vatican Missal (sic) Crisis of 1962.

The Hoover Damn! has sprouted a leak.

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