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Sunday, 16 November 2008

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suspected source of Palin's collagen wrinkle filler

The Federal Drug Adminisrattion, one of those big intrusive arms of socialistic government, helped to explain this week why normally brilliant and eloquent Sarah Palin sounded like a royal loon whose first language was gibberish during the campaign.

The same Republican handlers who produce and direct those obnoxious makeover shows bought Palin a quarter of million dollars of designer clothes , hairdos and makeup. While they were at it they decided to fill in the MILF's wrinkles and crevices from hard winters out on moosehunts.

The chemical fillers were found this week to turn usually intelligent and well spoken individuals into illogical dodos who say things like: Remembering the gosh golly gee How's about that Praise me Lord Jesus!

FDA spokesperson, Prunella Scarface said that Palin's withdrawal period should be over in time for the 2012 campaign.

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