Washington - President-elect Obama has revealed that the secret to his much admired public speaking skills is as simple as putting a frog in his pants.
"I found the frog"
(Don't go there you know that tickles)
"Helps give dramatic pauses to my speeches"
(I told you not to go there)
"Helping all Americans"
(One more warning and I'm going to smack you)
"Rich or poor"
(Glad you know what's good for you)
"Black and white"
(Easy big fella, stay away from the Grand Canyon now!)
"Gay and straight"
(Off the ass pronto Pedro!)
"Asian and Hispanic"
"Understand I share what you share"
(We sure don't need a microphone down there)
"We all want hope"
(Don't start now, I'm almost finished)
"For a brighter future for us and our children."
Obama said that he tried other things such as a grapefruit, a feather duster and a hamster before coming upon the frog technique a little over two years ago.
He acknowledeges this coincides with his meteoric ascendency to the presidency.
"I owe a lot to that frog."