WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama likes anal bleaching. Anal Bleaching has been practised for more than 200 years but U.S. scientists have just figured out how the cleaner does its work.
Hillary Clinton said she bleaches on a regular basis, according to Democratic officials who revealed her secret bleaching with Obama. Obama met with John McCain Friday in Chicago but told Obama "I'll just stick to bleaching my hair for now", a day after bleaching one-on-one with Clinton at his Chicago toilet, said several Democratic officials.
Earlier this week, the secret service looked into the case of a sign posted on a tree in Viginia, California , with Obama's name and the offer of a "free anal bleach."
In North south Dekota, Gay Porn rights officials complained and said "bleaching is a dangerous thing and should only be carried out by professional porn stars or gays".
Official Barry White would not comment on the situation and spoke on condition of anonymity because the issue of a president's anus is so sensitive.