Written by Mary Popin
Print this
Topics: anal, bleaching

Saturday, 15 November 2008

image for Mystery solved: Why is Obama's anus white?
President - elect Prepares for Whiter House

WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama likes anal bleaching. Anal Bleaching has been practised for more than 200 years but U.S. scientists have just figured out how the cleaner does its work.

Hillary Clinton said she bleaches on a regular basis, according to Democratic officials who revealed her secret bleaching with Obama. Obama met with John McCain Friday in Chicago but told Obama "I'll just stick to bleaching my hair for now", a day after bleaching one-on-one with Clinton at his Chicago toilet, said several Democratic officials.

Earlier this week, the secret service looked into the case of a sign posted on a tree in Viginia, California , with Obama's name and the offer of a "free anal bleach."

In North south Dekota, Gay Porn rights officials complained and said "bleaching is a dangerous thing and should only be carried out by professional porn stars or gays".

Official Barry White would not comment on the situation and spoke on condition of anonymity because the issue of a president's anus is so sensitive.

Make Mary Popin's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 4?

5 8 9 22
55 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more