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Friday, 14 November 2008

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Sarah Palin has revealed in an intimate TV interview with Barbara Walters that she has a superfluous third nipple. Not only that, but it 'talks' to her.

In fact it was her tit which told her to accept the vice presidential nomination from the Republican party.

"Every night, before I go to sleep, I spent a few moments conferring with my special nipple", Palin whined to old windbag Walters.

"I asked if I should accept. It moved slightly and kinda nodded - like it was erect or something. I knew what it wanted me to do. The following morning I got on the telephone and said yeah".

Palin's nipple also tells her how to dress and wear her hair.

"The nipple likes my hair up high", she squealed, making Walters piss her pants in fright.

You can watch the full interview on someone else's TV because you certainly can't watch that shit in my house.

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