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Thursday, 13 November 2008

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A startling admission by tot mom Casey Anthony in the disapearance of 3 yr old Caylee Anthony "A dingo ate my baby". In a released statement by her attorney Jose Baez, Casey tells the tragic story of what happened that day in the park with Zenida Gonzalez.

Casey states that she showed up at Blanchard Park in Orlando florida with her daughter Caylee to drop her off to longtime nanny Zanida Gonzalez. Zanida had just returned home from her trip to Australia and was braggingly showing off her new pet that she had smuggled in from her trip abroad. The new pet happened to be a Canis lupus Dingo or commonly known as an Australian wild dog. Little did Zanida know that her new pet was a maneating wild beast.

Casey claims the dingo (named Killer) grabbed Caylee and took off into the woods by the Orlando Airport. Some police tip lines even reported seeing Killer boarding a plane for Australia with the 3 yr old but this is just speculation.

Zanida conviced Caylee not to tell earlier for fears that she would get in trouble for bringing the dingo into the US along with the 3 kangaroos she had at her apartment.

Casey is set to be released from jail and all charges are being dropped. Zanida is now being charged with having an unregistered dog in the park and not cleaning up doggie doo which is required in Blanchard park.

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