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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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McCain both smoked and wore lipstick in the kerazzy eighties

Barrack Obama's wife and Republican presidential corpse John McCain have admitted they both had sex during the heady days of the 1980's.

Not with each other, of course, but with their respective partners.

The evidence proving that sexual intercourse took place is evident in the children born to both individuals.

Septuagenarian senator McCain could have had sex going back as far as the early 1950's. He also kissed a girl on the cheek when he was 4 years old. Unsubstantiated reports claim that that child later became an adult who bore children herself - though not, we are lead to believe, McCains offspring.

Michelle Obama probably had sex with her husband to celebrate winning the presidency. Then again maybe not - she probably just read a good book or fucked a stranger.

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