A Morganfield man was arrested Monday in conjunction with a sperm bank robbery in London, Kentucky early this morning.
By eyewitness accounts, Danny "Boy" O'Flener pulled a daring daylight holdup of the Family Jewels Sperm Bank located on downtown State Street at around 10AM.
Police arrested the paint-speckled O'Flener as he tried to get away when the dye packet exploded covering the young idiot with red, white and blue colored sploogie from head to toe.
A brief scuffle ensued with the dumfounded splooged huffer being handcuffed and dragged away into a police cruiser and immediately was pulled back out and placed in the trunk
and finally, walked alongside the police vehicle.
The arrest report shows a conflicting story given by the airhead of such past robberies of a gallon of paint, paint thinner and some wallpaper for his mama from London's Huff's Wallpaper & Paint Store and also some hairspray from the General Dollar.
Authorities stated that Danny Boy first admitted he was there to make a deposit but got his weiner hung in the zipper, and then later changed his story to that he was there in an attempt to discover his real father.