Written by Rowan
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Topics: Barack Obama

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Obama pulls a fast one

President elect Barack Obama has stunned billions of people around the world and, indeed, millions of Americans by selling the U.S.A to Iraq.

In a move which can only be described with four letter words, Obama has handed over America to the Iraqi's for a record $50,000 sum and a large Whopper combo with extra meat.

When asked why he made the deal Obama replied "Cos I can". He then clenched his fingers into a fist and thumped his chest shouting "Muslim represent!!".

Commander in Chief President George W Bush could not control his emotions when asked about it saying "This is the blackest day, uh excuse the metaphor [reporter- you mean pun George], yeah whatever, uh this is indeed the blackest day we as Iraqi Americans, er Americans have ever had to deal with.

"The blackness of this uh, day is so extreme that I will pray to the lord, uh, in such a way as to renunciate the fact that I believe, and have on extremely good intelligence that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq".

Well I guess in his own stupid way, President Bush summed up what we were all thinking. Peace

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