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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Nome, Alaska - While training for next year's Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, legally blind musher Rocky Zorass mistakenly took a wrong turn and drove his team of dogs into the snowmobile of former future vice-presidential spouse hopeful, Todd Palin.

"Sweet Jesus, look where you're steering your malamutes! What are you, blind?" were the words onlookers heard Todd Palin scream in the final moments after Zorass aimed his dogs into the path of Palin. "Those are not malamutes, those are HUSKIES! What are YOU, blind?" replied Zorass.

As the two vehicles collided Mr. Zorass and his twelve dogs were abruptly thrown ten yards, landing unscathed in a nearby thicket of vegetation. Mr. Palin, on the other hand, flew approximately seventy feet and broke his arm on an outcropping of rocks. Despite this setback he managed to finish fourth in the race for the White House, muttering "ouch!" as he crossed the finish line.

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