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Topics: Sarah Palin, God

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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Palin said that she was only the reincarnation of a minor Goddess

Sarah Palin's megalomania appears pretty well established when you study her bio. As Mayor of Wasilla, she terrorized town staff from the Police of Chief( an Alaskan honorary title) to the town librarian. When she moved on to the Governor's mansion after savaging her own party leaders, she stole per diem daily, sent her children and herself around the globe at taxpayer expense and used her office to put out a hit on her sister's ex.

In simply imagining that she could even pretend to be ready to lead the free world, most psychiatrists were convinced that Palin suffered from delusions of grandeur, megalomania and a serious divorce from reality.

Her latest verbal episode however seems to clinch her a reserved bed in the looney bin. Palin told FoxNews:

"I'm, like, OK, God..." Upon further question , she did temper her statement by saying that she was only an ok god, small o,k,g.

"Look , I'm gosh darn tired of all these jerks taking my words out of context. I never claimed to be the high God, just a pretty OK kinda divinity, by golly!"

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