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Topics: Barack Obama

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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Even his suit turned white!

Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his first CIA briefing.

After discovering how things really are beneath the surface in Washington, President Obama turned white right down to his hair, much the same as did Senator McCain when he was held prisoner by the North Vietnamese.

Commenting on the development McCain himself stated "They must have shown him some really bad stuff. It was too much of a shock to him. Maybe its good I didn't get the job."

When pressed for a comment by the press, President Obama could only stammer "Urggggg!!!!" and stare wide-eyed into the far distance.

Obama, however, handled it better than his VP Joe Biden did at his briefing. Senator Biden was last seen running down Massachusetts Ave screaming "Roswell was real!!!" and "They've taken over" right before he was shot and dragged into a black limousine with no license plates by men wearing dark glasses.

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