WASHINGTON, DC -- President George W. Bush today issued an executive order directing all federal employees to remove the letter O from their computer keyboards and destroy it.
"It's payback," the President said. "When I took office, the Clinton White House had removed all the W keys."
When asked about the latest executive order, President-Elect Barack 0bama said, "Actually, we're in much better shape than the Bush Administration was in 2001, because we can always use the zero key until new replacement O keys can be ordered."
A spokesperson for President Bush said the President is considering ordering all zero keys be removed as well.