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Monday, 10 November 2008

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LDS steeples will blast off to new universes where Mormon big love will be resumed!

The Church of JC of LDS spent millions this election year and unleashed thousands of "volunteers" to H8 gay love. The are believed to the single most powerful cause of the success of California Prosition 8 which oulaws Gay marriage.

Mormon leader, Missin Mawives told the spoof.polyesther that his church was perfectly in its rights to join in the political debate about homsexuality: "After all, other churches and citizen councils thought it was just fine and morally upstanding to take away our practice of big love. Nobody came to our aid when our harems were condemned and dissolved. Nooo! All we wanted was to be like Father Abraham and fill the earth with hordes of Mormons but jealous mongamists and narrow minded monotheists stuck their inhibited pointy noses in our freedom of religious libertinism.

"Well they'll get theirs when LDS faithful rule whole solar systems in the next world! In the meantime nobodies going to get past us with any kind of funny business... no matter how pleasurable or loving!"

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