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Sunday, 9 November 2008

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He's going to rid the world of racism...one white at a time

At the urging of the NAACP and LULAC, President Elect Barack Obama has vowed to dedicate his presidency to the eradication of hate groups.

Said Obama, "A hate group is any organization that promotes the agenda of one race or ethnic group over that of another. At the urging of LULAC (the League of United Latin American Citizens) and the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People), I have decided to outlaw the existence of such antiquated thought."

Obama has said that targeted groups will not only include the obvious Aryan Nation and the KKK, but will be even more far reaching. "We must get rid of this feeling in this country that one people are better than another. That's why we can't just stop with the obvious choices."

Also on the organizational hit list are: The YMCA and YWCA (Young Men's and Women's Christian Association), B'Nai Brith, The Academy of Country Music, the Mormon Church, The Fellowship of Christian Athletes, and the Republican Party.

Obama continued by saying that "with the help of LULAC, the NAACP, and other watchdog groups, we will eradicate racism in this country and put those crackers in their place."

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