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Topics: Barack Obama

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Washington (IPP) - Obama has declared that America will henceforth be a gay, sharia law, Marxist, black/hispanic, agrarian society.

"Starting on Monday there will be total redistribution of the wealth as blacks and others falling under the new title take over the homes of white folks. White folks will be sent to reservations and they must get there on foot or expire trying," Obama told reporters. Whites will grow the food for the rest of the "New Society" as Obama calls it. During the Johnson years America had the "Great Society".

Whites will be allowed to reproduce only to maintain the labor force and men and women will live in separate barracks. People who can not work or reproduce will be terminated as humanely as possible.

The military will be purged of white forces and will be 100% black as will the police force.

Obama said that black think tanks had been working on these issues for years as white folks sat around drinking beer and watching sports, became fat, and lost interest in their "intrests".

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