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Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Thanks to GWB I don't have to deal with those nasty ole teeth again

Worst President Ever GWB has begun his eleventh hour executive post election initiatives with an attack on the healthcare of the poorest Americans. As in the days of segregation when now infamous elected racists stood in the portals of institutions of learning armed with weapons to block access to education for the most disadvantaged Americans, bush and his cronies have decided to deny essential healthcare to the neediest of his fellow citizens.

Bush has decided that part of his legacy will be to leave America's poor blind and toothless since his vicious cuts will deprive the indigent of vision and dental care.

Bush bureaucrat, Letty Gumb-Cake, told the spoof.greaterdepression that the post Bush US will not be very pretty to look at and most poor people will not be able to afford food that requires teeth for years to come anyway. As uasual Bush policy is a blessing in disguise.

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