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Friday, 7 November 2008

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Obamas new cabinet

President-elect Barack Obama has appointed his new cabinet, with an emphasis on reflecting the multi-racial nature of American society.

His new head of Homeland Security is BA Baracas, who has promised to "pity the fool" who dares to threaten America, but "aint getting on no goddamn plane" to Iran to speak with President Ahmadinejad.

The new head of the Justice department will be Judge Judy, the new Chief of Staff will be Oprah Winfrey, and the new Defense Secretary will be token "pale guy" Colin Powell.

Meanwhile, Mr Obama has chosen a cabinet for the White House - it is a standard Ikea model.

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