After conning the US with the false hope of change for the better, Barrack Obama today strapped on a false bushy beard and dressed himself a in turban during his press conference.
'There you go,' he told us and the other shocked reporters that were in attendance, 'it was me!'
Barrack then went on to tell us all that he was once called Osama Bin Laden and it was actually him who carried out the attacks on 911, leaving us all shaken to the core as to how easily he had conned us.
'Now there is nothing you can do about it,' he laughed. 'I'm going to take your guns and then I'm going to enslave you all in the endless hell of carbon taxes, turbans and Islam. Rejoice my muslin brothers! We've finally destroyed the great evil. The jihad is over, America is now ours!!'
We all ran out of the press conference at that point - because we all had to change our underwear and cry to ourselves about how stupid we had all been.