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Friday, 7 November 2008

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An mock up of how Palin is to be executed. She's smiling and upbeat - naturally.

George Bush has come down hard on failed Republican Presidential candidate John McCain for making the wrong decision when it came to picking a running mate.

The President was quoted as saying that McCain chose the wrong woman and would have been better served if he had have made Miley Cyrus his vice presidential candidate.

"Americans love Hannah Montana. She was the natural choice", said Bush, "but in typical John McCain style he goes and picks a spectacles wearing loser that nobody had ever heard of before".

McCains bizarre choice was put down to the old fool not keeping up to date with the modern world.

"John is stuck in Nam mentally", said a campaign worker, "we presented him with a list of names such as Miley, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Lynn Spears but he didn't understand. He just ran out of the room, trying to wave his little arms in the air and crying out that 'the gooks are gonna get me, the gooks are gonna get me'. Sad really."

McCain has been sent to bed without any supper for failing.

Sarah Palin will be shot at dawn upon her return to Alaska - in accordance with Republican policy.

Palin is apparently unawares of her faith and has been busy buying souvenir's for her friends and family back home.

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