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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Moe N. Joe Black voted for Obama but prefers to keep his down low on the down low...

As much of America celebrates the first Black Prez-Elect, liberal as he is, Florida, Arizona and even California passed legislation to prevent gay marriage. Pollsters and pundits search for an explanation to the seemingly anomalous results. That is, until experts from the black community were consulted.

NODDL (Niggas on da down low) spokesnigga, Dr Lovinda Laydies Pahtyme Jr explicated the paradoxical results:" Please observe. The African American community is all for liberal social justice politics until you introduce the male member into the anal cavity with public and pubic acknowledgment. That's mo o less bad blues unless it can happen in jail or some hoe-bro's crib.

" We bruths and sistas came out big time fo Obama but we prefer to keep our same sex diddlin' on da down low!"

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