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Topics: Alaska

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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People get really lost and confused in Alaska

Russian neighbor, US State of Alaska proved that living in a frozen wasteland seriously distorts political judgment.

The Senator Stevens convicted of multiple felonies attracted a majority of Alaskan votes. Head of the Alaskan Republican Party, Muckluck Refusenik, told reporters that people living on the frontier with little education and frozen brain syndrome probably thought that felonies were awards for killing lots of Alaskan snow leopards.

The same challenged folks with brain freeze supported John McCain who abandoned a disabled wife to marry a million heiress. Gold prospector, Digger Filch: The man abandoned an empty vein and struck gold! Who can blame him?"

When asked about the tremendous support for McCain albatross , Sarah Palin, Alskan voters explained that most state residents are failures and they can't help but flock to a great big flop!

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