Anchorage - Amid accusations from the John McCain campaign, challenging her intelligence, Tina Fey has come to Sarah Palin's defense, "You know in all the years I've made fun of other people in comedy, I've enjoyed making fun of Sarah the most of anyone, but the lack of class the McCain campaign has shown is crazy. Therefore I am announcing today my independent candidacy for 2012 and Sarah Palin has agreed to be my Vice Presidential running mate."
"That's right" said Palin, "Tina Fey and I are gonna hit the road and the malls! Of course the biggest line item in our campaign budget will have to be our matching wardrobes and of course keeping my Hubby cleaned up in between his sled dog races."
"That's enough Sarah, remember to let me do the talking because people actually think I'm smart."
At this point the two stopped and began what could be termed as a catfight, though neither one appeared to be terribly into it. "Ahhh heck!" said Sarah after being pinned by Tina Fey, "Your tougher than an Alaskan moose."
John McCain could not be reached for comment, he has been busy counting earmarks in Arizona.