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Thursday, 6 November 2008

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These glasses will soon be covered with semen in the upcoming Nailin Palin II.

Moosecock, AK - At 11:00pm, as Sarah Palin's fifteen minutes of fame expired, she was promptly forgotten by the world. Republican Party officials have reportedly asked to be repaid 150,000 dollars she spent on clothing.

An AP poll showed that within 24 hours of losing the election, her name recogniton had dropped below 10 percent, with respondents referring to her variously as 'the one with the glasses,' 'that mayor chick,' and 'that sweet little mentally-disabled lady'.

Our sources have learned that, in an effort to retain a piece of her rapidly-fading relevance, Ms. Palin has offered to star as herself in the upcoming pornographic film Nailin' Palin II: Mavericky Mommas.

Even Tina Fey, whose Palin impression has attracted record ratings for Saturday Night Live, seemed to forget the woman she's been lampooning for the past few months. "Sarah something...Sarah Silverman? I forget her name, but I think I recall her having great taste in glasses frames."

Sarah Palin was last seen palling around with the also-forgotten 90's television star Dustin Diamond.

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