Sultry Alaskan skank, Sarah Palin was distraught upon learning that the much trumpeted character 'Joe the Plumber' voted for her rival Barack Obama instead of her and her curmudgeonly old running mate John McCain.
Plain had banked most if not all her of campaign on highlighting the struggles of 'ordinary' people like Joe the Plumber, but when on election day he deserted her.
"I trusted him", wailed Palin as she made the long trip back to her hometown using a snowmobile, "but he stabbed me in the back. I'll never get Joe to fix my toilet blockages again".
There was more embarrassment for Palin as 'Dave the Dairyman', 'Gerry the Gay Sailor' and even 'Connor the Cocksucker' failed to cast their votes the Republican way. Even the 'hockey moms' failed to deliver as they were all to busy watching their stupid kids playing at away games to cast their ballots.