In an unprecedented swoop by FBI and SWAT agents on Trump Towers in New York today, Donald Trump's hair was placed under house arrest on suspicion of extremely bad taste.
Donalds Trump's hair has been under surveillance for the past five years for acting suspiciously. There have been reports that despite his wealth, his hair was actually not his own, and had been taken from the tail of a camel, without its permission, when the Trumps were on a tour of Saudi Arabia buying sand for the fake beach in their New York apartment.
It was in the early hours of the morning that the FBI and SWAT teams decided to act. Mr Trump was in his office counting his money when the teams burst in.
He protested his innocence, but his hair was taken for both a forensic examination and to allow the FBI to have a good laugh at his expense.
A spokesman reported that Mr Trump was said to be quite bald.