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Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Twelve Grandmothers from Rustelville, Kentucky have had some classy Nude photographs taken privately and taken them to a printer's shop and ran off some 10,000 calenders to sell to the public.

"They keep raising the price of our medicine and groceries till we don't have much to live on", stated Granny Elderberry of Tad. "So we decided to take things into our own hands and go out and get us some cash so we can eat out sometimes, go to Bingo or the gambling boats and kick up our heels a little."

Despite family objections and three leaving town, Granny Purser of Bunch in near-by Butter County told reporters "This is our own business and they can like it or lump it. Why, 70-year-old Granny Alice' bussoms look like long water balloons but her family hasn't left. We gotta do something or else let the blasted government starve us to death."

"Here's the plan", stated Granny Elderberry, apperantly the spokeswoman of the group. "We go up to any man we can find and ask him for ten dollars for one of our calenders. We're not greedy. That's a good deal. Then, if he refuses, we tell him we're gonna leave one where his wife or girlfriend will find it and she'll surely wanna know what kinda pervert she's married to, or WAS going to marry."

"They always buy, every time. Well, here comes the bus for Metropolis and the gambling boat. Here's your calender. Where's my ten dollars?"

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