New York - (Lurid Ass mess): Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's sordid downfall may have been due to the eponymous NASA satellite that spied on his Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club shenanigans according to NYPD sources.
Officially the Spitzer Space Telescope's main task is to carry our surveillance on Comet Swift-Tuttle.
But recent police report leaks have suggested that the mighty orbiting space telescope was launched 'specifically to surveille and root out dodgy politicians'.
Spitzer famously resigned earlier this year after being caught out shagging lowlife hookers.
A series of electronic credit card transfers was always suspected of being monitored 'from above'.
Rumors abound in Lower Manhattan that the telescope has since been watching presidential wannabes McCain and Obama.
Hillary Clinton is 69.