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Topics: Twins

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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So happy as kids

In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, siamese twin sisters Deborah and Maya Cinzano are to split up over an illicit affair.

Deborah Cinzano had been seeing boyfriend, Jack for about 4 weeks, when one day she looked over her shoulder and saw him 'getting off' with her twin sister Maya.

"There they were going at in hammer and tongue. Well, not so much hammer, really. But right behind my back. I was gutted" said Deborah in a recent interview in Heat magazine.

The man involved, Jack Spencer said: "It was an honest mistake. I mean, they are twins. There's not much different between them. Except that Maya usually has a hammer in her hand."

Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.

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