After shaving his beard, undergoing liposuction, plastic surgery and changing his first name from Osama to Obama and teaming up with some white man with a name similar to his last, Barrack Osama Bin Laden is ready to finally bring the US to its knees.
'It looks like our inside job on 911 worked,' Obama told us. 'We've finally pushed political correctness to the levels that Hitler did. Only now it isn't about race, its about the species and I will start killing humans in greater numbers than any other tyrant in history. So, get ready everybody! For the war on terror, fake man made global warming tax raising and financial collapse is not the end, or the beginning of the end, or even the end of the beginning. But is perhaps just the start of the beginning.'
An evil glaze then came over Obama's eyes before he continued to speak to us in a more menacing manor.
'Things are sure to get a hole lot worse under my tyrannical reign,' Barrack laughed. 'Yes you will have change, but it will be change for the worse, not for the better - where if you disagree with anything I demand, you will instantly be labelled as a racist earth hating piece of garbage who should be stoned to death by my brain washed do-gooding useful idiot minions. AAAAA hahahahahahah AAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!'