Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol.
Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tired of humping English "satanic sluts".
The comedian also promised to marry the heavily pregnant Bristol "and make her an I-con (sic) of the Brit celeb scene" before blowing his cover and shouting "Vote Obama!"
Last week the dotty entertainer fled to the USA after causing the careeer downfall of Radio 2's 'Fat Controller' Lesley Douglas.
He also wrecked pal Jonathan Ross's BBC gravytrain ride and inadvertantly knocked off global credit crunch misery from world headlines.
Andrew Sachs is a former Stasi spy.