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Saturday, 5 June 2004

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Bush fed up with environmentalists

Washington - Gas prices are expected to plummet following the unexpected announcement by President Bush, that regardless of unpopular demand by environmentalists, we will start the immediate drilling of oil at locations known to be fertile oil grounds in the US.

After an emergency meeting with his cabinet Saturday, the President said in a bold statement to reporters that, "America will no longer be a puppet of third-world oil rich nations."
Also addressing the reporters was US Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham, saying, "As a nation, we have a long history of giving into the demands of tree-hugging individuals who care more about amoebas in a puddle of rain water than the needs of the American public, enough is enough!"

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