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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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A photo of the political darts that McCain and Palin are tossing at each other

HELL, Michigan - Well it is official. The 'blame game' has finally kicked off. Insiders for the McCain-Palin campaign report that the GOP 'in-fighting' has already started.

An aide close to John McCain has revealed that McCain has already made some remarks about Palin's popularity beginning to slip because of her 'unlady-like' personality. When he was asked to explain, he replied, "Well it's as obvious as the rack on a moose's head.

The women of America are finding it very hard to identify with a fellow female who enjoys going around shooting animals more than she enjoys being in the kitchen and baking chocolate chip cookies."

McCain went on, "Gosh, even my own wife Cindy feels uncomfortable being around Governor Palin because all she wants to talk about is stalking elk and skinning moose. Cindy finds it absolutely disgusting, and truth be told so do I.

I do not want my wife wearing burlap underwear and sitting in some caribou blind in 10 degree weather just waiting for a poor defenseless elk to saunter by so that she can blast it to kingdom come.

And another thing, she keeps showing exactly how little she does know about foreign affairs and foreign policy. Why just yesterday afternoon a reporter for Newsweek asked her if she had ever been to Africa, and she replied that she hadn't but that she had read the Alex Haley book 'Roots."

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin aides are saying that Palin has been telling her husband Todd that she is getting tired of having to answer all of these questions about John McCain's silly looking comb-over.

Palin also has told a very close friend that when she stands next to McCain that she feels as if she is 12-years-old and that she should be saying, 'hey grandpa can I get you a chair, or maybe a glass of Geritol.'

Sarah Palin has grown extremely tired of all of the librarian jokes, the moose jokes, the no experience in foreign affairs jokes, the inverted n*pple jokes, and most of all the Tina Fey jokes. She told a spokesperson for her campaign, "Mindy, I just want to get my butt back to Alaska so that I can get up in one of my state-owned helicopters and shoot me some critter."

In other news, an ex-assistant to Eva Longoria-Parker has said that the 'Desperate Housewives' star is thinking about getting a tattoo of a basketball on one of her ovaries.

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