Billy Ray Cyrus, spokesperson from the McCain Palin camp have informed the public that Republicans filed writ for postponement of election proceedings due to heavy rain and storms ravaging east and west coast communities as well as northern and southern regions of the US. "These freakish storms create a huge disadvantage to the entire Republican party." said Cyrus.
"This will be an achy breaky hearted nation if we allowed some freakish like storms to influence the outcome of our greatest day in America." "Like totally Daddy!" said Miley Cyrus, better known in the US as Hannah Montana, while standing beside her real life father Billy Ray Cyrus.
Spoof reporter JJ Jogolo aksed the Cyrus', how heavy rain and storms could possibly prove to be a disadvantage for the Republican party? "That's just a silly willie question you cute little green dude," said Miley Cyrus, "Everyone knows that republicans is conservative folk and don't like goin out and hangin in a hurricain ir tornado or such but like those democrat liberal jerks love to play in a storm. Those dems will actually go protest the great Dubya in the worstest of weather, aint that right Daddy?" "That's true!" piped up Billy Ray.
"So," Billy Ray continued, "voter turnout will prove to be our downfall. Those dems will come out in droves and the republicans will simply refuse to go out and bear a storm. Oinko boinko there ya go... Obama wins and that just ain't fair so we need to postpone the election for a sunnny day. We have the Supreme Court stacked like firewood before winter, so I believe we can geterdone!"
Although early voting has already begun in several states, there is always the possibilty that a judge may side with the McCain Palin propasal and get at least some extra days to get the republican turnout bigger, which according to polls is already a great deal smaller than the democratic projections.