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Friday, 31 October 2008

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Barack Obama: Democrat secret weapon

After years of struggling to get the evangelical vote, the Democratic party have finally worked out a way to reach out to those crazy Christian voters. Their election strategy is to subtly use the idea of the "rapture" and the second coming of Jesus to gain votes.

The Democrats are implying at every possible opportunity that Barack Obama is the resurrection of Jesus. The plan is that evangelists will believe it all, and vote Democrat to hasten the "rapture".

It is a clever idea but one that is potentially risky. It is thought that Obama may have to be crucified at the end of his four years as president. Also it is possible that Armageddon could happen and that the world will be destroyed.

But even that, the Democrats argue, would be better than having McCain as president.

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