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Thursday, 23 October 2008

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"I like really, really give a shit," Wanda Wetbutt

Hollywood, California, an apparent new craze, that appears to have originated in fraternity hazing rituals and propagated by Hollywood 'cool' people has gripped the nation. Enema parties, that involve group enemas and mass bowel expulsions are currently the rage here and if indications prove correct, will soon sweep the nation.

Although there are a multitude versions of the new fad, the basic premise is that several participants receive enemas, hold the inevitable results as long as they can, while dancing around a sometimes plastic covered floor.

Then, depending on the version of the party, explode in unison, generally at the climax of a song.
Party goers then revel in the splattering, gushings and particulars of everyone's individual bowel movements.

"It's great fun, very individualistic expression, with all the senses connected to the experience, " said Wanda Wetbutt an avid participant in one recent," Blast your Ass", party.

"There's a heightened degree of intimacy among the 'screamers', (one who actually receives an enema and participates in the group dance) and even the 'moaners'.( those who watch) they are now in a bond that only can be achieved by being there."

Professor Wendell Waddrippins, noted social anthropologist agrees, but with caution, "like gold fish swallowing, phone booth cramming, the dance crazes of the previous generations, this is just an outward manifestation of youth projecting their own identity. In a very real sense stating very literally rather than figuratively, they 'give a shit'. I think everything is fine in moderation, but too much could cause the colon to expand, or good bacteria to be washed out, or in worse case, say a heavy duty partier,could develope nasty flatuence or have an expanded rectum."

Ms. Wetbutt agrees to some point, "Definitely you don't want old people out there, ewww gross. "
Which brings out those who want to be forever young, the Hollywood 'in' crowd.

Several young starlets and hangers on, along with sycophant boy toys were recently seen on the Strip, climbing into a feces splattered limo. One version of the craze is to pile into a pricey limo and sh*t while riding about the city.

Said one party goer, who would only give her first name, Paris, 'definitely there's an outrageousness to just spreading your cheeks and splattering someone who may be splattering you, then just kind of wallowing in each other's most private affair, it's hot."

Professor Waddrippins "again, there is that uniqueness of the group, these scat caked hedonists, on the one hand, vulgarly displaying to society their social contempt and on the other exploring the psyche of intimacy and pleasure. Oh to be young again," smiled the Professor.
"Ewww gross," was the reaction of this reporter.

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