In a shocking story which is sure to delight Democrats everywhere, we can exclusively reveal that Republican Vice Presidential running mate Sarah Palin has had a long standing relationship with a radical pastor.
The pastor, an Inuit Holy Man with the name Queequeg, has extreme radical views which include clubbing baby seals to death and whaling, particularly the search for the elusive great white.
Palin has sought out Queequeg's counsel on many issues, most notably during pregnancy. He is famously reported to have declared on one occasion that her child would be female and have big tits. "That is why we named her Bristols" Palin is reported to have said.
Bristols is currently with child herself and was encouraged by her mother to seek out Queequeg, who has predicted that she will bear a son and that he will be well hung. "We will be calling him Long Dong Silver" Bristols has confided to close friends.
Sarah Palin refused to answer any questions in connection with this story, or indeed any questions about anything.