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Topics: Ass, Joe the Plumber

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Joe the plumber recognized this photo from a weekend he worked at the Palins

Who hasn't seen the repugnant sight of the beneath the sink behemoth pipe engineer's refusal to say no to crack?! Most of us silently moan and look askance. But since Joe the plumber has become a Repub darling, his Democrat customers have been exhibiting a bit of backside backlash.

Mr Plumber has been arrested and taken away in cuffs four times for indecent exposure of political preference. Househusband, Manboy Loveleague said that he never even noticed Joe's tendency to expose his crack until he heard that he had challenged "That One": "No muscular, virile tradesman will bare his upper buttocks beneath my kitchen sink unless he is a card carrying Obamamaniac!"

Unlicensed, tax cheat, not even named Joe defended his exposed crack by daring his accusers in Christ-like fashion: "Let Him bending beneath a sink without butt crack cast the first stone!"

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