Hillary Clinton has wangled her way into the debate audience tonight, to be held in Hemphead, New York.
Getting a taste for looming in the background, she claims she'll stay at the back of the room and merely observe, while she uses Betsy Ross' original loom to make a new hemp rug for husband Bill's Presidential library. (She hates his old bear rug, which has been around since their white house days, and still has a bit of torn, blue dress stuck to a bear tooth, not to mention all those suspicious stains!)
"You can't keep me out! I'm senator of this state!" she commented briefly on her way into a local Wal-Mart to stock up on shells for her double-barreled 12-gauge. The gun was a gift from on anonymous brunette intern Hillary used to bump into, back when they shared the same dry-cleaners...that was, until all the intern's dresses were taken as evidence.