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Wednesday, 15 October 2008

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Madonna, in happier times.

It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong.

Armstrong and Madonna have secretly been seeing each other since her tour began earlier this year. No stranger to touring (after all, he won the Tour de France), Armstrong loves how athletic and fit Madonna is and plans to help her train for her own Triathalon later next year. Madonna wants to be like pop rival Jennifer Lopez.

Madonna plans on moving her children back to the states later this year and may buy a home in Texas near her new sweetheart.

Guy Richie is said to be devastated. Friends have seen him wandering aimlessly around New York City and London.

Except him to rebound with a young starlet of sorts.

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