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Wednesday, 15 October 2008

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The axe has been laid to Obama's roots

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand.

In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposition to integration, the symbolic gesture told the fearful white population of the US of A that no black would cross into this sacred mansion except as a servant orm secretary of state.

John and Sarah denied the race hate implications of their appearance: "It's taxes we want to chop down. We'll ax those deficits with good ole consevative frugality."

When Palin was told the history of Lester Maddox and the axe handle as a symbol of segregation she told the spoof.apartheid: "Doggone it! I wasn't a sparkle in my inbred papa's eye in those days. As Governor of Alaska I promoted diversity and equal rights. We killed animals of every color!"

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