In a recent interview, Sarah Palin declared firmly that she was ready, willing, and able, to step in as President, as well as being eager, passionate, and foaming at the mouth for the change to run America, should McCain be absent for any reason. Any reason whatsoever.
Sitting back and sipping her espresso hot chocolate (Alaskan coffee), she expressed tremendous seriousness about it all by removing the eyeglasses, looking directly at the viewers, and promising to replace McCain only in the event of these specific circumstances: unavailability of the President due to death, coma, unconsciousness, afternoon naps, restroom absence (she winked at this one), and being asleep at night.
She further added that her team was also considering Presidential unavailability due to: winking, blinking, breath holding, and the gaps between heart beats, which add up to a substantial amount of heart inactivity.
Other than these, she swore she would never ever consider taking over the reigns of power and running the country the way it really should be run, just like Alaska had fortunately gotten to be run by such a capable and attractive governor.
Next, she discussed the snow-making equipment that would be installed in the White House backyard for the kids.