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Saturday, 11 October 2008

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Possible Palin replacement Bill Gates see ecstatically overjoyed to receive the coveted Palin eyewear

Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Secretary General, or Queen of the World, or even higher - takes over Oprah's show!

McCain has two new VP hopefuls in the wings, Bill Gates and Spongebob Squarepants.

Bill Gates, who recently quit Microsoft to avoid further blame for Windows, wears the best eyeglasses money can buy, and is presently undergoing training to keep them on straight.

For some reason this is a benefit for McCain, but everyone else remains baffled.

Spongebob Squarepants is a cartoon character. Until someone breaks the news to Senator McCain that Spongebob is a cartoon character and not that old POW buddy who underwent the water torture, his choice remains sound.

To be honest, Spongebob seems the best of a bad bunch.

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