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Friday, 10 October 2008

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Shy and crushingly reserved Bruce Wilberjiggle is SO RELIEVED there is finally a school that understands his positions.

The Cook County Board of Education realized with a shock this year that many students had no idea at all about how to be gay.

In response to their grave finding, a new school, the 'Barney Frank school for Sensitive Enrichment', is to be opened which will offer various courses, such as:

• Flamboyant Closet Transitions 101
• Clandestine Airport Rendezvous 101
• Congressional Page 101 with lab
• Michael Jackson 101 - The man, the myth, the catamites

Already tapped to teach are Clay 'Playdough' Aiken for musical education, and George Michael on physical education (with plenty of lab-time at the local park).

The curriculum main text is the phenomenally popular "Left Behind" of Congressman Barney Frank.

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