Taking a break from campaigning, Senator McCain said he couldn't resist taking advantage of some very irresistible deals.
Cashing in on the cheap unwanted mortgage deals, being sold by failing banks worldwide, McCain has snapped up what he calls "the best deal since Sarah Palin offered herself to me."
Upon hearing the news, Obama was quick to accuse him of fomenting the worst slumlordism since the '70's.
McCain was quick to point out that Obama was still in diapers in the 70's and the only fuel line he ever waited in was waiting for his mom to finish mahjong before he got his bottle.
(His mother refused to breast-feed him, finding young Obama too taxing. Plus, she despised his disrespectful habit of always smoking a cigarette afterwards -- he'd cry and fuss till she slipped him a Camel.)