Written by Judge Retort
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Topics: Congress, bailout

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Everyone was getting stuffed. Oink,

The mad orgy at the nation's federal currency printing press continues as Congress realizes that the more money they give even to companies, the more that comes right back in taxes.

A meek voice of descent shouted from the back of the room that perpetual energy machines were a myth.

The fool was quickly stabbed and eaten by the rest of the House. They all slowly turned and, drooling with ravenous hunger, regarded the Senators, all fattened and dressed and indolently lounging in the chamber next door.

Thanksgiving dinner would come early in D.C. this year. Everyone was getting stuffed, one way or another!

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