Washington - GOP handlers were quick to dismiss reports that Senator McCain shit his pants while debating Barrack Obama last night. Democrats say that the true impact of the global economic melt-down finally hit home to McCain last night in mid-sentence just as he said "When I looked into Putin's eyes I saw three letters, K - G - B."
Television viewers may have noted an extra twinkle in Senator's McCain's eyes at he spoke the letter "K" and simultaneously lost control of his bowels.
While there is much speculation as to the truth of the allegations McCain padded around the remainder of the night like a cow pat was stuck to his arse.
Tom Brokaw who moderated the event admitted "Senator McCain looked a bid taller than usual while sitting down during the later stages of the debate."
Sarah Palin rushed to defend McCain and said that he did not shit his pants but has had painful hemorrhoids ever since he was a POW.
"When they act up he can act like a Maverick!"
When questioned about the incident Senator Obama replied "I did not know that Putin has three eyes."